Black moonlight holds the BE script: Chapter 1

TN: Any parts that I really couldn’t make sense of, I put the original Chinese text next. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The young devil king

“Third young miss, run, don’t look back!”

When Li Susu gained consciousness, she was suddenly pushed.

She slipped and rolled off a hillside.

It was December and the ground was covered in a thick layer of snow. She was chilled to the bone and her body also hurt.

When Li Susu was about to knock into a tree on the hill, a white jade bracelet appeared out of thin air on her wrist.

The bracelet radiated with multi-coloured rays of light and this force stabilized her body.

Li Susu had a dizzy spell, only after a long time did her soul slowly return.

What entered her eyes was a world of a vast expanse of whiteness. She sat up from the ground, only to discover she really cut a sorry figure.

The pink coat on her body was dirty, her topknot had come undone, and she had also lost one of her embroidered shoes.

Susu, propping herself up with the tree trunk, got up from the ground.

From inside the jade bracelet on her wrist, a young voice was heard, it spoke solemnly: “Master, this is the world five hundred years ago.”

There was still a big heavy snowfall coming down from the sky.

Susu extended her hand, snowflakes fell in the hollow of her palm and melted in the twinkling of an eye due to her body temperature. The air was full of dense spirit energy.

Her small pale face exposed a slight astonishment.

Five hundred years later, there would be a black fog everywhere, demons and monsters would run amuck and spirit energy was sparse to the point it was pathetic.

“Xie Xiwu was willing to let you enter her body.” The jade bracelet paused for a moment and said: “She said she hopes you can save her father and her grandmother in the future from that demon’s hands.”

Susu said: “Tell Xie Xiwu, I promise.”

“Crossing through five hundred years, I have no spirit power, master, I must go dormant. If your life is in danger, call me then.”

“Okay.” She lifted up her slim fingers and stroked over the jade bracelet.

The rays of light on the jade bracelet dimmed and the world sunk into silence.

Susu closed her eyes and the past memories of the original owner Xie Xiwu began to appear in Susu’s mind. It wasn’t her own body after all, so the memories were disjointed and extremely vague.

Xie Xiwu was the Xie general family’s third miss. She was also the Xie family’s only daughter of the first wife.

She had recently fallen in the water, afterwards became seriously ill and didn’t get better for a very long time. Her grandmother was worried about her and brought her to the Tianhua temple to offer incense. Unexpectedly, at the temple, Xie Xiwu and her personal maid Yin Qiao were captured by bandits together.

Xie Xiwu and Yin Qiao, taking advantage of the bandits not paying attention, fled down the mountain.

The two master and servant didn’t manage to run far before they were discovered by the bandits.

Susu had entered Xie Xiwu’s body precisely during this moment, when the maid pushed the original owner to let the original owner run away.

Susu felt a burst of pain in her leg, bowing her head, she saw her ankle was swollen.

Susu, ignoring the pain as much as possible, began to try to search for a way out.

She walked in the snow, limping. As she walked, she concealed her tracks in the snow,  and, panting, didn’t stop walking.

Don’t know when the bandits would return, if they discovered her now, her situation would be absolutely miserable. A weak woman, if she fell into the bandits’ hands, she also knew what the result would be.

She hadn’t walked for very long when a flurry of footsteps sounded out in the snow.

Susu promptly hid behind a stone.

Sure enough, not a moment had passed before several huge and coarse men appeared nearby.

“Wastes, it’s just a woman, yet you really let her escape!”  The leader, panting, slapped the head of his subordinate.

“Boss.” The underling suffered a beating, yet didn’t dare resist. He anxiously said, “Our intelligence was wrong, that young girl isn’t the daughter of some rich merchant, rather, it’s the Xie general’s daughter.”

The face of the fierce-looking gang leader trembled, his complexion also turned extremely ugly.

Which bandit didn’t fear the imperial military forces?

His eyes hardened and became ruthless: “Since it’s like this, we must find her even more to avoid future misfortune.” 

“What are you looking at me, Laozi (your father), for, still not going to look for her separately!”

Susu, hidden behind the stone, heard the footsteps getting closer and closer. She frowned and prepared to be discovered.

Fortunately, the footsteps stopped right beside her and went in another direction.

Susu cautiously waited for a while and didn’t budge. Only after there was no movement from them anymore did she look over. The footsteps in the snow were messy and the bandits had already disappeared.

Susu stood up, planning to leave. Suddenly, a bandit came back and shouted: “Boss, come, that woman is here!”

Susu turned around and ran away without the slightest hesitation.

However, the bandits behind her very quickly caught up.

This body was already considerably in poor health. Susu’s eyes were hazy, in the single vast expanse of white snow, she practically couldn’t see the way forward, when she suddenly ran into someone.

Several arrows shot out past her body, the mountain bandits cried out and fell down.

Susu looked up and caught sight of a clear face. 

The young man was dressed in white from head to toe, almost blending into the snow. He had slim cheeks, pitch-black eyes, and appeared somewhat cold and detached. His skin was very white, with red lips and black hair. He was beautiful to the point of astonishing people, but because of his tranquil and apathetic eyes, he also didn’t appear feminine.

When Susu knocked against him, he didn’t move the slightest bit. However, when she looked at him, he turned his eyes away with slight panic.

The young man supported her with his hand and spoke in a low voice: “I’m sorry, third miss, I’m late.”

Susu was unclear about the situation, so, without any better option, she shook her head.

With just a few words, the bandits had died or were injured, while those that survived had already run for their lives.

The soldiers behind the young man cupped their fists towards Susu: “Third miss! Your subordinates arrived late.”

Susu recalled that young servant girl who had pushed her and let her escape first, she looked up and said: “Yin Qiao is still in their hands, please help me find her.”

The young man looked at her with his black eyes: “Okay,  I will make people go look for her.”

The soldiers dispersed to go look for Yin Qiao.

The young man lowered his eyes and inquired: “Are you hurt?”

Before Susu could answer, he silently picked her up in a princess-carry.

Suddenly being picked up by an unfamiliar young man, Susu had a bit of resistance. However, she couldn’t figure out the situation, so she didn’t dare struggle for a while and instead looked up to size him up.

There was a very big problem.

Although she had a part of Xie Xiwu’s memories, she was unable to recognize this person.

So, who was this person in front of her after all?

His embrace also wasn’t even the slightest bit warm, instead, it had an ice-cold air.

Susu was not comfortable in his embrace at all, she was cold to the point of shivering. She thought for a while and stated: “Just now, I fell down the hillside and hit my head. My memory is somewhat chaotic. I’m sorry, I don’t recognize you…”

As her voice fell, a somewhat strange look appeared in the young man’s eyes.

This mood also didn’t stay for long. He very quickly returned to normal and said: “My name is Tantai Jin. Three months ago, we got married.”

As soon as he said this, Susu’s body stiffened and she raised her eyes in disbelief.

Snow had fallen on the young man’s hair to the point his appearance was also like ice and snow.

The young man hugged her a little tighter and softly asked: “Third miss, are you cold?”

With his dark eyes and black hair, he seemed delicate and harmless.


Seeing Susu sizing him up, he quietly lowered his gaze, appearing respectful and timid.

Susu’s body stiffened even more.

She pursed her lips and concealed the emotions in her eyes.

Susu absolutely didn’t expect this young man before her eyes, who appeared delicate and beautiful, was unexpectedly precisely her target.

That devil king that easily killed and crushed people’s souls in the future.

Leaning against his chest, she felt his tall long body underneath was emaciated, with the bone pressing against her causing discomfort.

In an instant, in her mind, a hundred ways to kill someone flitted across.

This thought was extremely strong, her hands practically subconsciously had already secretly clenched into an assassinating burst.

However, nothing happened at all.

Susu afterwards realized she was a mortal now.

Her body was both cold and hurt. Having changed into the original owner, she already wasn’t able to stay awake earlier. Susu had barely managed to hang in there up until now and had already reached her limit.

She tried to struggle to leave this evil person’s embrace, but she had run out of strength long ago. In the next moment, Susu’s eyes went dark and she lost consciousness.

The young man’s footsteps stopped.

Only after she fainted did he lower his eyes to look at the girl in his embrace.

The girl’s complexion was pale. Her ordinarily flamboyant, domineering, disgusting and evil face, set off in a world of ice and snow, unexpectedly somewhat expressed a gentle, pure and holy air.

He frowned and immediately turned his eyes away, not the least bit concerned, and walked out of the bandits’ lair.

Not long afterwards, the Xie general army’s soldiers brought back Xie Xiwu’s personal maid Yin Qiao.

That servant girl had collapsed in the snow.

Tantai Jin calmly looked at that corpse on the ground.

Yin Qiao’s had ten stab wounds on her body, her clothing was disarrayed, there was a bloody hole in her abdomen, and her face was already badly mangled and mutilated.

A strong bloody smell filled the air.


A soldier asked: “Hostage prince, how should we handle this?”

He only glanced at it and lightly and indifferently said: “Dead, then just burn it right.”

His tone was light as a feather, just like he was talking about how the snow this winter was very  heavy.

*

As the carriage swayed, Li Susu had a dream.

She dreamt of her own childhood.

She was born five hundred years later as the first daughter of the immortal Zhang sect.

It was originally a highly respected and noble status, however, Li Susu was quite unlucky.

This is a long story. In her time, demons were in power.

To put it simply, demons had become the rulers, and cultivators and mortals had on the contrary become existences that were not fit to be seen by the light.

No one knew when this evil creature was born in the end. But, since his birth, the immortal sect was beaten to the point it declined little by little by his ruthless means.

Originally, there were still sects that did not trust in evil, they attempted to encircle and annihilate him. Later, this group was cruelly buried in the ‘tomb of ten thousand immortals’, and their souls were scattered.

Countless immortals had died and the sects that remained were afraid. They could only hide and struggle on whilst at death’s door.

Since then, just the mention of him had aroused fear.

The sky was murky, devil energy covered the spirit energy, and people were unable to cultivate. Plagues devastated the human earth and corpses were everywhere.

Li Susu grew up in such a world.

Now, extremely tired and in this mortal body, Li Susu unexpectedly dreamt of her childhood.

In fact, she hadn’t recalled this nightmare for a long time.

At that time, she had just recently transformed, she was still a young girl, with a fiery red cinnabar dot in the center of her forehead.

Zhang clan’s grandfather spoke: “Susu, you cannot go out, otherwise, you will be captured by a demon, and he will then throw you to the devil king.”

Immortal Qing Shan pointed at the first memorial tablet.

“Look, this is your great master uncle, who was killed by the devil king.”

He once again pointed towards a second memorial tablet.

“This is your fifth master uncle, killed by the devil king, even his soul was scattered.”

His hand moved to a third memorial tablet, the young Li Susu, with a solemn small face, earnestly nodded and answered: “I know, this is the second master uncle, he was also killed by the devil king, when he died, he was crushed together with his natal weapon. When Susu grows up, she will definitely avenge them.”

Looking at the white, jade-like baby girl with great spirit, he nodded his head, gratified.

However, Susu was still young in the end, not too long after, she was unexpectedly deceived to go out of the sect by her traitorous senior brother.

The next second, she was captured by demons.

The demons surrounded her and praised her traitorous senior brother: “Not bad, this young child’s spirit is extraordinarily pure, her spirit stone is bright, the devil is bound to heavily reward us!”

The traitor nodded his head and bowed, extremely happy.

They offered Susu to the devil king.

The devil’s castle was bloody, sinister and dusky. It was the first time Susu experienced this kind of thing. The surrounding monsters played tricks on her, she was also no match for them and she was unable to escape.

In the end, the girl was anxious to the point she changed into her original form, she covered her cheeks with her wings and cried.

That was the first time she saw the devil king, that man who killed a bunch of her teacher uncles.

He was very tall and sat on a throne with his whole body encircled by a dark fog.

A black cloak enveloped his body, only exposing his two eyes that completely lacked emotion.

The devil king’s skin colour was deathly pale, supporting his chin, he looked disdainfully at her out of the corner of his eye.

The devil’s castle lamps burned, making crackling sounds.

The young girl was deceived into entering a nest of devils, she was both repentant and broken-hearted and sobbed to the point she was hiccuping.

“I specially came to rely on help from Venerable Demon, this is the gift I have for Venerable Demon.” The senior brother pointed at Susu with a fawning smile.

However, in the next moment, he widened his eyes, a sound came from his throat and blood zigzagged down from the corner of his mouth.

Her senior brother easily died just like this. Susu quietly removed her wings and widened her eyes.

The devil king stretched out his pale fingers and picked up the young girl.

Susu’s big eyes were holding stubborn tears, but she refused to let them fall: “I am not afraid of you!”

She thought the next second, it would be her turn.

She mustered up the courage and craned her neck to accept death.

The devil king sized her up for a long time before he lifted her up and threw her back to her sect.

No one knew why the devil king didn’t kill Susu, even Susu also didn’t understand.

A certain number of years later, the elders divined and decided to choose one person to send five hundred years in the past, to fully understand the devil senior’s origin, prevent his awakening and save the common people.

The divinatory diagram turned and turned before it finally pointed to Li Susu.

Susu: “…” She suddenly had a kind of feeling that she was on the eve of a great mission.

In her dream, a row of memorial tablets surrounded Susu, encouraging her to add oil (cheering her on).

Susu cupped her fist towards them for a moment and woke up.

She already was no longer in that snowy place, instead, she was lying on a warm bed in a room with a faint warm fragrance lingering.

A charcoal fire burned, dyeing her cheeks a shallow crimson.

A fifteen or sixteen year old servant girl in front of her cautious and solemnly saluted her: “Miss, you woke up.”

She helped Susu up and fed Susu a mouthful of water.

Susu’s throat hurt a lot, she choked and coughed several times. The young servant girl’s complexion instantly became deathly pale and she knelt on the ground: “Miss, spare my life, Chun Tao didn’t do it on purpose.”

Having finished speaking, she then started knocking her head against the ground, the sound of her knocking her head sounded out without carelessness.

It was evident that she feared Susu to death.

The original owner Xie Xiwu’s nature was perverse, almost savage. Seeing Susu cough once scared her into such an appearance.

Susu shook her head, and trying not to scare her as much as possible, she said: “You get up okay, I don’t blame you.”

Chun Tao nervously sized her up Susu’s complexion, in the past, when the miss’ body was unwell, she would not let her off lightly.

She cautiously observed the miss’ complexion, seeing that the third miss really didn’t plan on punishing her, Chun Tao exhaled and promptly put the cup away.

“Where is this?” Susu asked.

The young servant girl said: “We aren’t at the temple, we’ve already returned home. Miss, you’ve had a fever for the past two days.”

Susu asked: “Chun Tao, where is Tantai Jin?”

She, along with everyone in the cultivation world, was accustomed to calling him ‘Devil king’ and ‘Demon’, now calling the young demon king’s name, she was very unfamiliar with it.

Chun Tao, observing her complexion, spoke in a low voice: “After the hostage prince returned to his mansion, he immediately knelt on the ice. Chun Tao supervised him for you, he absolutely didn’t get up.”

Susu looked at Chun Tao astonished. What? He knelt?

A few random memory fragments flashed through her mind, Susu was dazed for a moment before she finally recalled what was going on.

These were the previous owner’s instructions before she was caught by the mountain bandits.

Susu had lost consciousness for two days, in other words, Tantai Jin had already knelt in a world of ice and snow for two days.

Susu thought for a moment and asked Chun Tao: “Can you get a mirror for me?”

Chun Tao promptly handed over a copper mirror and secretly looked at the third miss. This was the first time the third miss had used a gentle tone to speak to her!

Susu sized up her own present body. In the mirror, a young and inexperienced face was reflected, about sixteen or seventeen years old. She had upturned, large, round eyes and small and exquisite cherry-red lips. She was good-looking, not to the point of being remarkably beautiful, but more like the girl next door type.

Susu tried to flash a smile, it instantly carried a hint of cheerfulness and happiness.

In fact, Susu’s focus was not at all on the former owner’s appearance.

She faced the mirror to size herself up for a long time.

Long to the point Chun Tao was trembling with fear, she couldn’t help asking: “Miss, what are you looking at.”

She wouldn’t complain again that she wasn’t born as beautiful as the eldest young lady You Fengqing, right?

Susu thought: her master once taught her to look at faces, people with their ninth and tenth heavenly stems in the north and lips with a red vermillion outward appearance would live long. The teeth should be white, thin, identical and dense, and naturally levelled.

(OG text: 苏苏心想:师伯曾教她看面相,口为壬癸北方中,唇若丹朱势要长。齿白细多齐更密,自然平地作公王。)

Now, she didn’t have such an appearance. Looking at this appearance, she was destined to not live past twenty years old and had the fate of dying prematurely.

Susu was very puzzled. Although a mortal’s life span was only a flash, just a hundred years, but this body’s age was still young, unexpectedly she was doomed to have an early demise?

Even though the body’s soul was replaced with Susu, there wasn’t the slightest sign of change.

Then how will she die in the future after all?

For some reason, Susu suddenly thought about the young demon king kneeling outside.

The righteous woman Li Susu suddenly lifted up her eyes.

The river! (OG text: 淦!)

Summary: Black moonlight holds the BE script

Hi all, I hope you’ve been well!

I’m popping up again as I’m bored and finally have enough time to translate a few things that peak my interest.

So here’s the summary of a new novel I’ll be posting a teaser chapter of (or multiple) in the hopes of it being picked up: Black moonlight holds the BE script.

If any sentence doesn’t make sense, that’s completely on me (not the writer!); my translation skills are rusty, so I couldn’t make sense of some sentences.

Thanks for reading and to any translators out there: this baby is looking for a home <3!

Information & Summary

Novel: Black moonlight holds the BE script (黑月光拿稳BE剧本)

Writer: Teng Luo Weizhi (藤萝为枝)

Summary:

On the city gate tower, after things reached a dead end, the rebel army held a double-edged sword to my neck.

Laughing heartily, he asked Tantai Jin: “Your Madam or Miss Ye, only one can live, who do you choose?”

 The system glanced at the crying Ye Bingchang and nervously said: Host, he will definitely choose you.

Tantai Jin, without the slightest hesitation: “Let Bingchang go.”

System: Oh.

Me: Oh.

The system comforted: Tantai Jin definitely knows your family’s secret guards will save you.

Tantai Jin was indeed thinking this. However, later that day, I smiled at him, and in his disintegrated gaze, in front of three hundred thousand army forces, I jumped down from the city gate tower.

Not even an intact corpse was left for him.

This was the BE (bad ending) I chose for Tan Taijin.

In the first year of Jinghe emperor’s reign, the new emperor Tantai Jin’s hair turned white in one night, he went crazy and massacred everyone in the captured city, and beheaded Ye Bingchang.

And I saw through these several years of unscrupulous feelings, after Nirvana, I finally returned to the present day in the immortal cultivation world as a young immortal and was also extremely happy.

#Reportedly, many years later, I was the fallen white moonlight the entire cultivation world spoke of#

【Demonic ill tender male lead x  righteous and bright female lead】

When Tantai Jin was born, he never cried.

When his eyes were scooped out and his veins cut, no one saw his weak spirit.

Until that day, no one will ever forget, he begged and big tears of blood fell down one by one.

Notes:

  • Written in third person, the female lead jumped off the city gate tower in order to leave the male lead completely, not to seek death, she very much cherishes life.
  • Xianxia background, in the early stage set in the human world and later in the cultivation world. The male lead is beautiful, strong, inhuman, ill and tender.
  • The male lead’s surname is Tantai, read aloud as [tán tái].
  • The male lead likes the female lead in the early stage, in the later stage he has humble true love for the female lead.
  • The female lead’s emotions for the male lead in the early stage are sympathy and guilt, those familiar with my writing style all know, the main tone is abusing the male.

Content tag: Travelling through time, xianxia, cultivation

One sentence summary: Why is he so broken-hearted over my death?

Notice for 100 ways to get the male god

Dear readers of 100 ways to get the male god,

As the previous translator didn’t really seem to like me picking it up (though from the start I didn’t actually pick it up, I was just translating a few for fun as I felt there are wayyy too many chapters for people to fight over translations), it seems they’re still translating it and want me to stop so I’ll be stopping out of respect. Hopefully he/she sees this as encouragement to keep translating: if i can translate 10 chapters in 8 days, anyone can do it! It’s a novel thats really easy to translate and it has +2000 chapters so I really hope they’ll pick up the pace, otherwise I’ll feel really bad for you guys (and myself! I wanna read too! For the love of god!).

Honestly this is kinda why I left the translation community in the first place, it’s a little discouraging to see the pace some novels get translated at. I was part of a translation group myself that posted a chapter a day so I know how stressful it can be, but as an avid reader, I have to admit it’s disappointing and frustrating. So, translator, please! Do your best if you don’t want me to do my best! For the novel!

Hope that clarifies everything 🙂 Much love

100 ways to get the male god: chapter 56

NOTICE: https://hikikomorisblog.wordpress.com/2019/12/10/notice-for-100-ways-to-get-the-male-god/

They picked a movie and bought tickets…

That person appeared to be indifferent and neutral, yet he continuously obediently followed after her, opening his two pretty eyes, allowing her to hold his slender fair hands.

On the way, the other girls’ envious gazes were practically about to poke a hole in Yu Chu.

In the first plane, because they finally practically lived in seclusion, there weren’t many strangers, so Yu Chu didn’t have such a deep understanding of the Lord God’s attractiveness.

This time, she really was sure to learn through experience.

If she herself was a very beautiful women then it would also be ok, unfortunately, this plane, Yu Chu felt, she was at most considered to have delicate and pretty features, being very beautiful was still out of the question.

After they found their seats, she vaguely heard the girls’ lowered voices full of excitement, Yu Chu couldn’t help but turn around to look.

The cinema’s lighting was quite dark, in the young man’s delicate features, his cold temperament was faintly covered, only showing a silhouette whose deep beauty was out of this world.

After the two people sat down, he sensed her concentrated line of sight (1), the other side, with an indifferent expression, met her gaze. 

He seemed to stop for a moment, only then did he blink his good-looking eyes and softly ask her: “What’s up?”

Yu Chu withdrew her line of sight, took some popcorn and stuffed it into her mouth and sighed: “Nothing, nothing.”

Merely hoping you don’t have such a beautiful face in the next plane… Although, that was  probably impossible.

Su Yanbai pursed up his lips and didn’t speak.

This was a romantic film, there were several touching moments and the people that came to watch the film were mostly young lovers——Hence, when the male and female leads in the film embraced and kissed each other, many people then also began to stir.

Can’t help it, the cinema was a good place to flirt. It was a popular location, with a dark environment, There was a collective excitement (2), and it was also a relatively private space.

Not very far away, an ambiguous kissing sound was heard, Yu Chu coughed and awkwardly shot a glance at the person beside her.

Su Yanbai seemed like he was unaffected, he was still indifferently looking at the movie screen, with his ten slender and fair fingertips crossed over each other and overlapped legs, seemed to somewhat have a languid coldness.

She quietly looked at him for a moment, that person only then seemed to sense her gaze, he turned to look at her sideways, the expression on his exquisite face was calm and collected, without a ripple:

“What’s up?”

Yu Chu stared blankly, she then heard the sound of kissing and gasping for breath not far away even more, it got even more intense…

Her complexion was a little awkward, she opened her mouth, but didn’t know what she ought to say at this moment.

Su Yanbai turned his head, glanced at the place where the sound was coming from, following which he again silently turned back his face.

Yu Chu, looked at his long eyelashes that had a beautiful color and luster in the light, he pursed up his delicate thin lips, with a bit of a cold expression and knit eyebrows, he seemed somewhat displeased:

“…Noisy.”

Yu Chu: “…”

Hey aren’t you a bit too calm and collected ah.

She lightly coughed, cast a glance at the boy’s expression, thinking—— He, to this kind of thing, seemed to faintly have an attitude of rejection and disgust. She was silent for a moment and asked:

“Great god, do you have mysophobia?”

That person, looking at the screen in front, indifferently answered:

“I’m ok.”

In the cinema, you couldn’t hear each other very clearly, Yu Chu leaned over, “Great god, you come a bit closer.”

Those two beautiful pupils looked over and the young man obediently slightly leaned over, he was just about to lift his eyes——A second later, a soft sensation was suddenly nevertheless imprinted on his lips. 

Su Yanbai’s entire being was motionless.

The young man who got a kiss stolen had drooping eyelashes, there was no movement, you couldn’t see the expression at the bottom of his pupils and all along he also had an expressionless face, it seemed he was extremely unperturbed—— However, his fair cheeks were nevertheless gradually dyed with a beautiful dark red.

  1. 察觉到她专注的视线
  2. 既有公开的刺激感

100 ways to get the male god: chapter 55

For the moment, Li Haorui’s attitude towards her was actually very good, when he finally went offline, they even exchanged numbers, promising to get in touch after school started.

Seeing the phone number of the most handsome boy in the school in her phone, Lin Xinxin only then slightly let go of that subtle unwillingness.

If she hadn’t appeared at the moment Li Haorui was the most miserable and hadn’t tenderly comforted him, she probably also would’ve never had the opportunity to get the other person’s personal number right.

Lin Xinxin told herself in her heart that now, currying favor with Li Haorui was the most sensible. As for S… God knows how he looked like in reality when all was said and done?

And at this moment——

The young man who was firmly believed by two people to be a wretched uncle, still had his face half-buried in his arms, with his fair earlobes being a light crimson, he was shy to the point he was practically at a loss to know what to do.

Only after a long time did he lift up his eyes and, with his pitch-black eyelashes lowering to the screen, softly blink.

The person over there had waited for a reply for a long while, her mood seemed to have become nervous, she once again sent a message:

[private chat] [meow meow meow meow meow meow meow]: “Was I mistaken? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, in fact, I didn’t have that thought, great god, you don’t get angry ah.

He slightly pursed up his thin lips, only then did he slowly get up from the desk and put his slender fingertips on the keyboard, his fair cheeks were still somewhat red, yet he wore a calm expression.

Only his slightly trembling eyelashes and tensed thin lips leaked a trace of his nervous mood.

Yu Chu, having sent these messages, was also a little depressed.

That kind of action from great god, could it be that it wasn’t a confession?

Why did he, when she asked him if it was a confession, then not talk for so long? Did he really get angry?

She gloomily sat staring at her screen for quite a while, only then did the other side slowly reply:

[private chat] [S]: I had that thought. Then, your answer is?

Yu Chu stared blankly and soon after her eyes widened in a flash.

——It was a confession?

Normally, regardless of if it was in-game or reality, from that person’s expression that was indifferent without a ripple, she couldn’t see any trace of him having ‘improper thoughts’ towards her…

She coughed and couldn’t help rubbing her eyes. (1)

[private chat] [meow meow meow meow meow meow meow]: Answer, answer, answer…. You’re not kidding me right?”

After a moment, the other side only replied with two words:

[private chat] [S]: I’m not.

Halting, he again, as if he was completely calm and collected, said:

[private chat] [S]: If you have time… Come see a movie ok. I’ll go get you.


As a result, she was then swindled to go out. (2)

Because the two homes weren’t on the way to each other at all, Yu Chu didn’t let him come get her, they just agreed to meet in town for the film. (3)

Although it was evening now, she nevertheless was feeling very happy and didn’t have the least bit of sleepiness. She got a taxi, and after paying, walked over to the plaza’s eye grabbing fountain.

In the distance, she then saw that person.

He was very tall, his indifferent line of sight fell somewhere on the fountain, the side of his refined face lit blurredly, the bottom of his pupils reflecting vast and various colors. (4)

Regardless of from which angle you looked, the young man’s beautiful face, his long eyelashes, the straight tall bridge of his nose and his thin lips, they were all just like a work of art, beautiful to the point it startled people.

There were already a lot of girls secretly checking him out, yet they were obstructed by his cold expression, no one stepped forward to talk to him.

Yu Chu trotted over to him, she still hadn’t arrived in front of him when Su Yanbai raised his eyes to look at her. In a split second, in the young man’s indifferent eyes, a trace of a soft overtone emerged.

He slightly pursed up his lips, his line of sight played across her face, and then again lightly moved away. From Yu Chu’s point of view, seeing the young man’s slightly trembling eyelashes and his pursed up thin lips, although his expression was calm and collected just like normally, it was nevertheless also as if…

He was a little shy?

  1. 弯了弯眼睛
  2. 于是,就被拐出来了。
  3. 只约定了电影城的地址。
  4. 半张精致的侧脸在迷离的灯光中,眸底被映成缤纷的颜色。

100 Ways to Get the Male God chapter 54

Li Haorui, not daring to believe, simply stared at his computer screen, practically about to make a hole in it.

——That was, hundreds of thousands right?

Even if his family circumstances were very good and the monthly living expenses at university also were no more than several thousand, and if brought together, he could actually buy a luxury good every few days… 

But when it comes to spending hundreds of thousands in one go, buying in-game and giving it to someone else, that was definitely insane.

S was so wealthy?

According to his own living standards, buying a dozen or more coins in the game also wasn’t regarded as anything. In that case, converting this scale to S, the other side would possibly get several hundred thousand every month, even getting an income of a few million…

Only then could he in this way spend money like water.

Li Haorui couldn’t help clenching his fists.

Without a doubt, he had been beaten once again.

In reality, the most convincing thing certainly wasn’t looks and educational background, rather, it was money and status.

 ——Fortunately, that statement of his was already drowned out by the countless messages on the world chat.

Otherwise, provoking a person who in reality was so rich, it was simply just slapping your own face.

This person… didn’t suddenly message anyone, yet he left him with nothing in seconds! (1)

Li Haorui stared at the screen with bitter resentment.

He couldn’t help but very fiercely think in his heart, this kind of rich person certainly wouldn’t be young in real life. Combined with S’s conduct of never posting a photo of himself online—— Maybe he also looked very ugly, that kind of wretched middle-aged man.

Thinking like this, he actually felt a lot better.

Isn’t it just having money. He himself was young, he had a good face, he had academic qualifications, later, he would also have financial ability just like S, moreover, he would be a lot younger than him and a lot more handsome.

Li Haorui ground his teeth, he was about to gloomily switch off the game, when a message nevertheless suddenly appeared in his private chat.

[private chat] [Hera’s Apple]: Senior, that S really is too excessive, relying on his age to arbitrarily bully people. I also don’t know what kind of person Meow Meow Meow is… Anyway, to possibly be involved with S, she ought to also be an aunt right. Senior, you were bullied because of her, it really is too much of a waste.

These words were extremely gentle and soft, each sentence speaking to the bottom of Li Haorui’s heart. Moreover, the other side wasn’t like that group of morons calling S handsome on the world chat, instead, there somewhat was a degrading overtone towards S, making Li Haorui’s mood a bit better.

What’s more, this was also a greatly educated beautiful woman.

On what appearance Meow Meow Meow had, Li Haorui wasn’t clear at all, but he nevertheless was clear about Lin Xinxin. Moreover, just like Lin Xinxin said, being involved with S, he estimated Meow Meow Meow also was an aunt, in that kind of age group.

Or, she was precisely that kind of young woman who wholeheartedly climbed up to a rich and powerful person. That was the reason why S would only then throw away money recklessly for her.

Li Haorui reasoned (1), in the end, with an expression carrying hatred towards S, he replied to Lin Xinxin’s words:

[private chat] [one leaf boat]: It’s nothing.

In actuality, it of course wasn’t nothing, but in front of a beautiful woman, in any case he couldn’t miserly say malicious words about S right?

Lin Xinxin, looking at these two words, on one hand typed in tender comfort and on the other hand bit her lips.

She was also a girl, regardless of what appearance S had in real life, the other side’s aggressively declaring sovereignty, in addition to his action of staking a thousand pieces of gold on one throw to win the beauty’s smile, that girl’s heart of hers would also ‘putong putong’, skip a beat.

But Lin Xinxin’s line of thought was nevertheless the same, thinking S was so wealthy, he would certainly be very old, maybe he was also ugly, not like Li Haorui, this kind of stock that had the potential to increase in value, in the future, he might be as rich as S and he would still have a better appearance than S.

Considering both sides, she only then, carrying a bit of slight jealousy and unwillingness, took the initiative to go comfort Li Haorui.

  1.  这个人……没有爆出任何个人信息,却把他秒得渣都不剩!
  2. 顺了顺气

100 ways to get the male god chapter 53

Li Haorui was really almost angered to the point of going crazy.

The other person had found him, and not saying anything further, then flung a restriction spell plus a following spell to him, afterwards, he carried him to the challenge stage—— With the restriction spell on his body, he was unable to say the words of refusal, hence, after ten seconds, the system’s default setting put that he agreed.

That person continuously waited for a whole minute and only after the the restriction spell disappeared did he move, but despite Li Haorui resisting as if his life depended on it, in a few minutes, he was still attacked to the point he was utterly destroyed.

Was it because of that Meow Meow Meow?

He simply was ill, he clearly didn’t do anything!

Especially seeing the world chat’s favor overwhelmingly leaning to one side, his complexion couldn’t help becoming even more unsightly.

Were these people blind? Was reality important in the game? What’s so great about being able to beat someone in the game?

He, enduring his anger towards the other side, sent out those three words, yet after a longtime, there was no answer that he had been waiting for——

S’s attitude was very clear-cut.

He just saw him and he was beaten up at once (1), as for how he would take revenge afterwards, the opposite side didn’t take it into consideration from the start.

This kind of disregard made Li Haorui’s rage burn even more, that person didn’t reply to his private chat, he straightforwardly, grinding his teeth, typed in the world channel.

[World chat] [one leaf boat]: What does being difficult to deal with in-game count for (2), which city are you at, do you dare meet in reality?

Seeing him say these words in a rage, the enthusiasm of the masses that stood in a circle and watched immediately surged up.

Some people believed S was just handsome, no explanation; there were also people who felt being handsome in reality was more important. Furthermore, some who wished for the whole world to be in chaos, expressed they were looking forward very much to the two great gods meeting to PK in reality, and requested to take a picture of S in passing.

The person involved nevertheless continuously didn’t reply.

Li Haorui’s rage settled a little.

He naturally had confidence in himself, at least on this server, he had the confidence there was no one that compared to him.

Sure enough, mentioning reality, right away he didn’t utter a word right.

He paused and then again typed a sentence:

[World chat] [one leaf boat]: What, scared?

His heart somewhat slightly relaxed.

However, just a second after he sent this sentence, the system very quickly once again made 10 announcements.

[System announcement]: Player [S] gifted player [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow] 9999 rose flowers, with deep emotion no regret!

[System announcement]: Player [S] gifted player [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow] 9999 rose flowers, with deep emotion no regret!


On the world chat, silence reigned once again for a split second.

After that, howling (3)——

9999 roses, seemingly only in-game data, you couldn’t touch it, appeared to have no real importance at all.

But——

It was the symbol for money ah. (4)

Roses weren’t expensive, one flower was one coin, but this person spent precisely 9999 coins ten times, added up…

It was no less than more than hundreds of thousands RMB.

In game, he had gifted more than hundreds of thousands of flowers? 

Their brains hadn’t been spoilt, it really was precisely that much money. (5)

The world chat, this time, really was like a blown up pot.

This great god always kept to himself, not showing the mountain and not revealing the water, at a crucial time, nevertheless in a few minutes had lifted and flipped girls’ hearts. (6)

Yet the young man who gifted the flowers conveniently closed the world chat, and with it, switched off the comments clamoring and calling him Mr Perfect altogether, only then did he calmly blink those two good-looking eyes, looking at the sole message on his screen.

That person said:

“Great god…Is this a confession?”

Quietly staring at these words, he gazed for what seemed as long as a century, the young man tapped his slender fair fingers on the desktop with a calm appearance.

Soon after, he silently put his arms on the desk and, bowing his head, put half of his delicate face in his arms, his expression couldn’t be seen clearly.

Yet his exposed sparkling and translucent earlobes were bright red.

  1. 就是看他不爽揍一顿
  2. 游戏厉害算什么
  3. 狼嚎一片
  4. 是金钱的象征啊。
  5. 不是脑子坏掉了,就是真有钱。
  6. 分分钟撩翻少女心

That’s the end of it, the MLs in this series are really the cutest aren’t they, so pure!

100 ways to get the male god chapter 52

[System announcement]: player S successfully challenged player [one leaf boat], obtained “the victor is king”’s light!

Yu Chu stared blankly.

Not only her, the entire world chat seemed completely quiet for one instant, no one sent a message.

In the game, this word ‘challenge’ had a special meaning. ——You had to go on the challenge stage, sign a life or death contract, and only then would it be considered and official challenge.

And as for all the ranked great gods, the result of a challenge would even get a system announcement.

Hence, great gods wouldn’t lightly challenge someone, because if they lost, then they would lose too much face.

And now, the one leaf boat who just recently was crowned as Mr Perfect, nevertheless in this way, lost to the top-notch great god S, it was even announced in front of everyone…

The shift in the trend of events was too dramatic, no one reacted at first, in the world chat that just a moment ago was full of chatter to the point it was on fire, at this moment, there was absolute silence, seemingly going as far as to it being somewhat comical.

And right after this one second, a  message appeared on the world chat, startling everyone’s eyes.

 ——That one person who was always calm and collected, on the world chat where he’d never said anything, had typed a few words.

[World chat] [S]: Stay away from her.

He said this lightly and neutrally, but because he’d typed it in the world chat, it seemed it wasn’t only to one leaf boat, it even seemed like… a warning towards all players in the game.

In this moment, all players were collectively stunned.

This…

The always calm and collected great god S, now appeared to be… Feeling jealous, moreover, jealous to the point he went berserk and that even onlookers interested in the spectacle who didn’t know anything about it all would be completely beaten…

After a few seconds of strange silence——

The world chat exploded.

[world chat] [we strive for self-improvement]: Screenshot! Screenshot! Handsome handsome handsome, my face ah ah ah!!

[world chat] [From where to come where to go (1)]: F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck! S? Is it my S god? That S?

[world chat] [Favourite Mary Sue]: Susususu (2) I’m going crazy ah! My blood stopped pumping!

[world chat] [Wolf in love with a sheep]: My S, my great god, how are you so handsome! I want to give birth to monkeys for you!

[world chat] [Yellow Springs public transport]: Give birth to monkeys +1, f*cking one leaf boat can’t be counted as half as handsome of my S god!! My S!

[world chat] [Hero character]: Speaking the truth, those who remain unbelieving, believe in S. I saw one leaf boat, in a few minutes, be forced to sign by S and after that, again be beaten up.

[world chat] [Years by the river bank]: I don’t know the situation, but I went from being indifferent to being a big fan, S great god don’t explain (3)!

[world chat] [ego cogito ergo sum]: Wow wow wow Mr Perfect you taking me in as a little concubine is also ok boo hoo hoo!

[world chat] [A thousand birds fly away]: WTF, I already said earlier, that one leaf boat is counted as a hair! Looking handsome and being the top student, what about it, he was still instantly killed by my S god who doesn’t appear and doesn’t release information (4)! I Stressing one more time, instantly killed!


The world chat that was in disorder turned into a complete mess, Yu Chu also dropped her small scoop ‘pa ta’ on the watermelon with a stupefied face.

She put her hands on the keyboard.

[private chat] [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow]: Great god?

She a little wanted to ask if the other person was hacked, but the other person very quickly answered, unperturbed:

[private chat] [S]: Yeah.

After responding with one word, he once again continued to speak, calm and collected:

[private chat] [S]: Wait a moment.

Still… Still had to wait?

Yu Chu touched her burning hot face, her heart couldn’t help but skip a beat.

And the exceptionally calm and collected Su Yanbai, who was right in the middle of clicking open the game’s shopping center, suddenly received a message in his private chat.

[private chat] [one leaf boat]: You just wait!

  1. 从哪来回哪去
  2. 苏苏苏苏苏我要疯了啊啊
  3. 粉定S大神不解释
  4. 不露面不曝信息

100 ways to get the male god Chapter 51

Yu Chu put down the watermelon and silently pondered.

She had been waiting for him to come online all along, because she in any case felt that this kind of thing implicating him was not so good.

She ought to explain.

She considered her tone for a moment and when she prepared to slowly organise her language, the other side’s private chat nevertheless sent out a message.

[private chat] [S]: I saw the forum.

The moment he sent out this sentence, Su Yanbai’s eyes slightly moved down, covering his eyes that were pitchblack like ink, his expression was indifferent, yet his exquisite eyebrows were slightly knit.

“…”

Seeing him say this, Yu Chu’s head turned blank.

If you saw then you saw ah… Shouldn’t the normal words be “What’s going on on the forum”, this sentence “I saw” made her a little nervous.

Indescribably, she had a kind of feeling of having a guilty conscience of being caught having an extramarital affair.

She unconsciously withdrew her fingertips, momentarily, she didn’t know how she should reply, yet the other person once again indifferently spoke:

[private chat] [S]: You and him?

From these few concise and comprehensive words, it was as if she could even sense the other person’s expression while typing on the keyboard. The great god’s calm and collected tone was secretly bearing a little bit of displeasure.

“…” Yu Chu’s head was once again blank.

What she originally wanted to say was, “Did the matter on the forum trouble you, I’m sorry ah”…

Yet he asked about her and one leaf boat?

What was she going to say to this.

Yu Chu thought for a moment, pursed her lips and typed.

[private chat] [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow]: It seem to have provoked someone, someone picked a quarrel with me and slandered me.

After she finished explaining, again, she was afraid that the great god was implicated and that the other person would be angry. Hence, she continued to say:

[private chat] [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow]: But now, they’re all talking about one leaf boat looking handsome, that forum post already drowned, it’s not too big of a matter.

Finished sending this information, she read it once through herself, she felt there was nothing wrong and thus waited for his reply.

But that person nevertheless stopped responding, after a long time he still hadn’t replied.

Yu Chu blinked her eyes.

[private chat] [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow]: Great god?

In the villa.

The young man was duly staring at the screen, there was no expression on his refined face, his fair fingers were holding the mouse, yet for a very long time there was not the slightest amount of movement.

His eyes drooped, releasing the mouse he was holding with his fingers, his lips drew out in an unperturbed and also slightly cold curve.

… One leaf boat? Looking handsome?

Hearing these words from her over there, the boy’s appearance became somewhat cold, he silently clicked open the forum.

What came into view, was the most popular post.

Staring at one leaf boat’s picture on the forum, a trace of a slight chill streaked across his fresh and gentle eyes.

His slender and fair fingers lightly knocked on the desktop and he narrowed his billowing eyes with an expressionless face.

In the private chat’s message box, there suddenly again appeared a message full of grievance.

[private chat] [Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow]: Great god, are you angry? I’m sorry, I implicated you, you wait a minute, I will now go on the forum to clarify at once.

Su Yanbai slightly pursed his lips, the displeasure in his wrinkled eyebrows somewhat increased even more, yet his expression was still apathetic.

His long eyelashes hung down.

[private chat] [S]: Clarify what.

Seeing this sentence,  Yu Chu stared blankly, mulling over the full stop at the end of this sentence, he was asking what she was clarifying, still asking what she was clarifying (1).

While she was unsure (2), the great god once again indifferently sent a message:

[private chat] [S]: Wait a moment.

Wait?

Yun Chu blinked her eyes, not understanding. However, she still obediently leaned forward on her desk, scooping up a spoonful of watermelon.

Only a few minutes later, there was a system announcement that practically startled everyone to the point their chin hit the floor. (3)

  1. 还是反问她有什么好澄清的
  2.  摸不准
  3. 惊掉了所有人的下巴

Second chapter dump bc of the lovely response my first one got ❤ enjoy

100 Ways to Get the Male God chapter 50


That post completely exploded in popularity.

Not because of the big amount of hate for Meow Meow Meow or the big amount of pity for S god, rather, it was because one leaf boat was too handsome.

Don’t know why but several hours before, someone stated he knew the real one leaf boat, soon after several pictures and messages were posted, and after that, the forum again right away boiled over.

With his clear and handsome facial features, his tall figure, in addition to having this kind of highly respected and glorious label of being a top student studying at the imperial capital university, one leaf boat instantly became Mr Perfect for countless women.

A real Mr perfect.

Countless people were arguing noisily about the hubby great gods (1)—— Even though there were still some people that insisted on believing S was the most handsome, they would also be met with the reasoning that there was no photographic proof, and they were quickly struck down.

Indeed ah, there was no photographic proof.

Moreover, one leaf boat was too perfect.

Even if S was good-looking, he also certainly wouldn’t have that kind of top-notch student of great ability identity like one leaf boat.

So up until now, practically everyone was licking the screen (2) for one leaf boat and the matter of meow meow meow ‘having a foot in both camps’ was instead basically drowned out.

Li Haorui, after a while, took a look at the chat box.

All kinds of private messages were bombed indiscriminately, in the group chat there were also many people crazily flooding to call him, in the world chat there was also message after message, it was practically blowing up.

But that person from beginning to end hadn’t paid attention to him.

Li Haorui’s heart was melancholy.

According to his thoughts, when his picture and academic qualifications exposed, the woman that was in his friend list would probably talk to him… (3)

And apart from with that person, it indeed was like this.

He puckered up his eyebrows, again clicked open the private chat, the girl’s tone was very pleasantly surprised:

[Private chat] [Hera’s apple]: Senior? How coincidental ah, I and senior go to the same school, compared to senior I’m a year lower. I’m called Lin Xinxin, I’ve met senior face to face before at the New Year’s day joint performance, does senior still have an impression/remember?

Li Haorui creased his eyebrows.

Lin Xinxin’s fame in the school also wasn’t small, probably classified as the faculty flower, that kind of level, they’d seen each others’ faces. 

If it was normally, he would have a bit of interest in this kind of little junior. But now, he was a little jittery.

He closed the private chat, completely depressed.

Why had she still not messaged him?

He simply was going to doubt his charm.

But seeing his message box being bombed indiscriminately, it was nevertheless clear that it wasn’t that. Even Lin Xinxin, this kind of woman who was beautiful and a student with great ability, was unable to hold back from messaging him.

So, what ailment did Meow meow meow have in the end?

The most handsome boy in the school, who had never suffered failure, felt a little defeated.

And in front of another desk computer, the faculty flower Lin Xinxin, who slowly waited for a reply (4), also felt a little defeated.

The other side was displayed as online, yet he didn’t reply.

The heavens knew, after Li Haorui’s message box suddenly appeared (5), she practically was pleasantly surprised to the point of going crazy——

That was imperial school’s most handsome boy ah!

With a nice face and long legs, and he was still the top-notch top student.

One couldn’t count how many girls at school liked him, even though Lin Xinxin had the name of being the faculty flower, it also wasn’t enough to be able to speak to him. She didn’t expect they had this kind of fateful meeting, that they could meet in-game, and they even became master and disciple.

Then, wasn’t it possible for the relationship to go a bit further?

She was still daydreaming, but this kind of excited mood, after the other person didn’t reply (6), sunk bit by bit, finally, it changed into becoming depressed.

As for the core person in the entire event…

 At this moment, she was in the middle of eating watermelon, full of interest browsing the forum post and world chat’s news.

Yu Chu was very cheerful. She had Li Haorui act as a shield and that group of people finally didn’t bomb her with messages.

She scooped up a spoonful of watermelon and suddenly saw that on her friends list, a name that had continuously been gray…

 Lit up.

S was online.

  1. 无数人嚷嚷着老公大神
  2. 舔屏去
  3. 好友栏里的女性,大概都会搭话才对
  4. 迟迟没等到回复
  5. 在李浩瑞的信息爆出来之后
  6. 在对方迟迟不回复之后

Personal note:

Thats the end of my translated chapters dump for now, felt like posting this would be better than letting it rot in my google drive, hope you guys enjoyed 🙂